Parry Hotter Greeting Card
Introducing to you…our parry hotter card, done in that perfect parry hotter font that you always look for, to achieve the maximum effect for your next revenge, joke, fun, or in essence, exactly what you want.
Tired of that harry potter geek who keeps irritating you? Send him our parry hotter card, you know what that obsessive fool will think when they receive your card? They’ll think it’s like some really cool harry potter trading card that someone got from him directly out of the premium harry potter conventions. Or maybe it’s that newest book from J.K. Rowling, the newest masterpiece that they just have to get, the newest magnum opus they would die without. Have you ever tried reading one of those things? Geez. They’re like that really long, really bad Lord of the Rings movie that came out about a year ago, it was over three hours long. Is there such a thing as quality anymore? At least, if they have to make more and more crappy parry hotter books, couldn’t they keep it brief?
With Revengemark, you’ll always get quality. Quality that is short, sweet, and best of all, cheap. Our parry hotter card, like all of our i hate you cards, is of the utmost quality in the revenge card business (we are a real authority in the entire greeting card business). Our parry hotter card is done in the most realistic looking parry hotter font ever, that geek will really be fooled out of his bones. The geek will then wonder “oh wait a minute, I have never heard of a book called ‘Harry Potter and the loser with no lifee. And why is there an extra e in ‘life?’
When that geek, loser, or whatever you call ‘em, opens our parry hotter card, he will get the answer to his question. That answer is “GET A LIFE.”
This also makes for a good joke between friends. There is nothing a good parry hotter fan loves more than a good riling up with something like this. In fact parry hotter fans die for this stuff. And yes, it is “parry hotter” rather than harry potter. That’s what we call the creep. You’re not still obsessing about that are you? If so, maybe you need to get this parry hotter card for yourself