Tired of that harry potter geek who keeps irritating you? Send him our parry hotter card, you know what that obsessive fool will think when they receive your card? They’ll think it’s like some really cool harry potter trading card that someone got from him directly out of the premium harry potter conventions. Or maybe it’s that newest book from J.K. Rowling, the newest masterpiece that they just have to get, the newest magnum opus they would die without. Have you ever tried reading one of those things? Geez. They’re like that really long, really bad Lord of the Rings movie that came out about a year ago, it was over three hours long. Is there such a thing as quality anymore? At least, if they have to make more and more crappy parry hotter books, couldn’t they keep it brief?

With Revengemark, you’ll always get quality. Quality that is short, sweet, and best of all, cheap. Our parry hotter card, like all of our i hate you cards, is of the utmost quality in the revenge card business (we are a real authority in the entire greeting card business). Our parry hotter card is done in the most realistic looking parry hotter font ever, that geek will really be fooled out of his bones. The geek will then wonder “oh wait a minute, I have never heard of a book called ‘Harry Potter and the loser with no lifee. And why is there an extra e in ‘life?’

When that geek, loser, or whatever you call ‘em, opens our parry hotter card, he will get the answer to his question. That answer is “GET A LIFE.”

This also makes for a good joke between friends. There is nothing a good parry hotter fan loves more than a good riling up with something like this. In fact parry hotter fans die for this stuff. And yes, it is “parry hotter” rather than harry potter. That’s what we call the creep. You’re not still obsessing about that are you? If so, maybe you need to get this parry hotter card for yourself

E cards for divorce situations don’t stack up to Revengemark cards

We’ve covered this in more detail in our E Cards Divorce – Not the best article. Basically, e cards for divorce don’t really capture the occasion too well. When you’re talking about a divorce, you will have to do better than send an e-card as if you would send a “Happy Valentine’s Day”, “Get Well Soon” or similar types of greeting cards. Not to mention that divorce e cards are all free and from what we’ve seen of very low quality for the kind of effect you desire.

Now if we at Revengemark decided to start to make divorce and i hate you e cards , we would make the e cards as carefully and well designed as our regular divorce cards. More than that, we would offer it as a full service tailored to you. One idea could be, if you have been cheated on, to have the e card appear to be a “nice” card coming from the person they are cheating you for and instead showing a funny divorce e card designed by Revengemark just for your situation. Got that perfect revenge plan and need our help to execute? Talk to us and we might be able to help you out with the perfect divorce card and revenge plan!

No free divorce cards. Why do we charge for our cards?

Free divorce cards just don’t cut it. That’s the short and sweet answer. If you want to know the truth, we’ve even seen divorce cards that cost some good money and that look like they copied off of free divorce e cards on other sites. Now we at Revengemark make our own i hate you cards, and they are very affordable – they are under $5 each! Which is a real bargain if you want to get that revenge right!

Funny divorce cards

As many people have told us, most of the cards on our site, including our divorce cards, are funny. They are funny in many different ways. Some of our cards are more towards the serious side, such as ourI’m sorry cards, because we have something for everyone when it comes to capturing the right emotions. If you want “divorced” cards, “I’m sorry” cards, or any other kind of greeting card custom made just for you, do not hesistate to contact us and we will be happy to see what we can do for you.

When talking about divorce cards you’ve got to have something that’s on a whole different level. You need the divorce card that will pack a punch. For starters, it should be a physical, handmade card sent in the mail. But it shouldn’t be those cards that look like they’re made out of parchment, and have one line block of text in them. You want a card that really looks like it’s for the occasion.

Whether you are looking for witty, funny divorce cards or more somber types of cards, we’ve got what you’re looking for – just go to our divorce cards products page to see all the divorce cards we have to offer, and take a look at the rest of our site through the “category” links to the right, to see the cards you want! Don’t see the card you want? Comment on this article, or e-mail us and we’ll make a Revengemark card just for you!

Now let’s talk about what might make some really funny divorce e cards. Now they have to be really good to work. The best thing is for the e card to appear like some kind of sale to the receiver, or perhaps it should appear as if it’s some kind of love letter type ecard from the person they are cheating you for, and then instead of “love” they see an awesome Revengemark divorce e-card that knocks the socks off of that dirty cheater.

They’ll feel angry, or wished they never cheated on you, or, to put it shortly, the exact emotion you want. We don’t offer hate you e cards quite yet, but please e-mail us if you would like something like this, or comment on this article, of some ways that e cards might be better than our standard divorce cards and i hate you cards.

1. Pushing their partner commitment
2. They get what they want
3. They lose interest in their partner
4. They find affection outside the marriage
5. They start cheating on their spouse
6. They become angry and resentful
7. They begin telling their partners that they need time apart
8. They start to blame their partner spouse and become resentful
9. Lastly they End the relationship

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“I was in bed, I was fast asleep . . . She came into the bedroom and poured hot water all over me,” Emmanuel “Ojo” Ojofeitimi, 67, said last night from his hospital bed, where he was being treated for second- and third-degree burns over 30 percent of his body.

Her lawyer, Jennifer Michaelson, said Ojofeitimi “had a history of abusing her both physically and psychologically.”

A law-enforcement source said Oyindamola had been “upset about a recent infidelity.”

Ojofeitimi said his wife was wielding a large hunk of wood expecting that he would attack her after she scalded him.

“I don’t know whether she flipped out, or something happened . . . I didn’t anticipate this at all,” he said.

2. Shit Sandwich – First off, it’s just wrong, secondly it still wrong.
3. Give your target an STD – obviously you’ll have to get it first.

4. Getting a friend to fight your target – not all friends can fight. You just might get your friend into a wheelchair.

5. Posting naked pictures/videos of them online – They may be ho and get discovered (Paris Hilton)

6. Hire a Lawyer – Guess what! Now your broke

7. Kidnap their pet – Now they have you buy dog food and picking up crap.

8. Flamming bag of poo – You risk setting your self on fire who holding a bag of poo.

9. Hack their email account and send messages. Now you got the FBI involved!

10. Take karate lessons – By the time you good you’ll forget why you took the lessons in the first place.

11. Piss in gas tank – If caught, it is not easy to escape. No one wants to get an ass kicking with their pants down.

12. Dress up like bear and attck target – Animal control will shot you.