12 Revenge tactics you should not do

1. Jump from building and try to hit the target – You’ll just get a concussion.

2. Shit Sandwich – First off, it’s just wrong, secondly it still wrong.
3. Give your target an STD – obviously you’ll have to get it first.

4. Getting a friend to fight your target – not all friends can fight. You just might get your friend into a wheelchair.

5. Posting naked pictures/videos of them online – They may be ho and get discovered (Paris Hilton)

6. Hire a Lawyer – Guess what! Now your broke

7. Kidnap their pet – Now they have you buy dog food and picking up crap.

8. Flamming bag of poo – You risk setting your self on fire who holding a bag of poo.

9. Hack their email account and send messages. Now you got the FBI involved!

10. Take karate lessons – By the time you good you’ll forget why you took the lessons in the first place.

11. Piss in gas tank – If caught, it is not easy to escape. No one wants to get an ass kicking with their pants down.

12. Dress up like bear and attck target – Animal control will shot you.